F1 – BAD DAY FOR THE BIG BOYS

  The Grand Prix season finally got under way today at Albert Park and to most people’s surprise, the big four teams all struggled to break into the top ten in either of the practice sessions. The worst of the lot was McLaren who ended the second session in 17th (Kovalainen) and 18th (Hamilton) place. BMW-Sauber were not much better and Renault lived up (down?) to its testing performance while Ferrari also struggled. Williams were the stand-out of the first day while home-star Mark Webber was the quickest of the “legal” drivers.  

 

   McLaren were playing down their prospects after suffering rear down-force problems in testing but no-one expected suck a lackluster performance with both drivers complaining that they had no grip and no feeling. Both Nick Heidfleld (14th) and Robert Kubica (15th) suffered from a similar problem and the way both drivers were sawing away at the steering wheel on their quickest laps suggests a fundamental balance drama. Renault has always looked slow during testing and didn’t look any better today. Both drivers had several spins on the way to 12th (Alonso) and 19th (Piquet). At least both Ferraris made it into the top ten in the first session but only Felipe Massa snuck into that list with the 10th best time in the second session. Kimi Raikkonen spent a considerable time at the bottom of the list before leaping up to 11th near the end of the session. Massa survived the most lurid slide of the day which would have surely put a driver of lesser car control into the wall after a huge “tank-slapper” approaching the second last turn. Proving the size of his genitalia he then put in his quickest lap of the day.

   Harking back to the mid nineties, was the pace of the Williams team which saw Nico Rosberg topping the time-sheets of both sessions with Kazuki Nakajima backing him up well finishing 2nd (session 1) and 7th in the FW31. The Brawn-Mercedes and Toyotas also featured at the top of the times in both sessions but these three teams are all racing under protest due to the configuration of their rear diffusers. Williams and Toyota have used a loophole in the technical regs and have a centre section that is higher than those regulations require. Brawn has used a double-decker diffuser design which meets the regs in that the lower part of the diffuser is lower that the regs require but the upper element is above them. All have been declared legal by the scrutineers however this has been appealed to the FIA International Court of Appeal. This will probably not be heard until after the Malaysian Grand Prix due to be held next week.   

  Australia’s home-grown hero Mark Webber was the only driver of a “legal” car to break up the top three teams with a stunning forth fastest time of the day after suffering hydraulic dramas in the first session and exhaust problems in the second. Red Bull team-mate Sebastian Vettel also had a troubled day stopping with similar hydraulic problems in session one and spinning while trying to match Webber’s pace in the second. 

  Rubens Barrichello proved that Ross Brawn’s faith was well placed by beating team-mate Button in both sessions and ending the day second fastest. It is believed that Sir Richard Branson will announce that Virgin will become the title sponsor of the Brawn team later today. 

FINAL TIMES 

SESSION 1 

Pos  Driver       Team                      Time              Laps 1.  Rosberg      Williams-Toyota       (B) 1:26.687           19 2.  Nakajima     Williams-Toyota       (B) 1:26.736 + 0.049   21 3.  Raikkonen    Ferrari               (B) 1:26.750 + 0.063   24 4.  Barrichello  Brawn-Mercedes        (B) 1:27.226 + 0.539   21 5.  Kovalainen   McLaren-Mercedes      (B) 1:27.453 + 0.766   15 6.  Button       Brawn-Mercedes        (B) 1:27.467 + 0.780   12 7.  Massa        Ferrari               (B) 1:27.642 + 0.955   24 8.  Glock        Toyota                (B) 1:27.710 + 1.023   24 9.  Sutil        Force India-Mercedes  (B) 1:27.993 + 1.306   2010.  Alonso       Renault               (B) 1:28.123 + 1.436   1611.  Heidfeld     BMW Sauber            (B) 1:28.137 + 1.450   2012.  Trulli       Toyota                (B) 1:28.142 + 1.455   2113.  Kubica       BMW Sauber            (B) 1:28.511 + 1.824   2214.  Fisichella   Force India-Mercedes  (B) 1:28.603 + 1.916   1615.  Buemi        Toro Rosso-Ferrari    (B) 1:28.785 + 2.098   2716.  Hamilton     McLaren-Mercedes      (B) 1:29.042 + 2.355   1817.  Webber       Red Bull-Renault      (B) 1:29.081 + 2.394    718.  Piquet       Renault               (B) 1:29.461 + 2.774   2519.  Bourdais     Toro Rosso-Ferrari    (B) 1:29.499 + 2.812   2120.  Vettel       Red Bull-Renault      (B) 1:32.784 + 6.097    4   SESSION 2 Pos  Driver       Team                       Time              Laps 1.  Rosberg      Williams-Toyota       (B)  1:26.053            36 2.  Barrichello  Brawn-Mercedes        (B)  1:26.157  + 0.104   38 3.  Trulli       Toyota                (B)  1:26.350  + 0.297   42 4.  Webber       Red Bull-Renault      (B)  1:26.370  + 0.317   30 5.  Button       Brawn-Mercedes        (B)  1:26.374  + 0.321   38 6.  Glock        Toyota                (B)  1:26.443  + 0.390   42 7.  Nakajima     Williams-Toyota       (B)  1:26.560  + 0.507   33 8.  Vettel       Red Bull-Renault      (B)  1:26.740  + 0.687   19 9.  Sutil        Force India-Mercedes  (B)  1:27.040  + 0.987   2910.  Massa        Ferrari               (B)  1:27.064  + 1.011   3511.  Raikkonen    Ferrari               (B)  1:27.204  + 1.151   3212.  Alonso       Renault               (B)  1:27.232  + 1.179   2813.  Fisichella   Force India-Mercedes  (B)  1:27.282  + 1.229   3214.  Heidfeld     BMW-Sauber            (B)  1:27.317  + 1.264   3415.  Kubica       BMW-Sauber            (B)  1:27.398  + 1.345   3616.  Bourdais     Toro Rosso-Ferrari    (B)  1:27.479  + 1.426   3617.  Kovalainen   McLaren-Mercedes      (B)  1:27.802  + 1.749   3518.  Hamilton     McLaren-Mercedes      (B)  1:27.813  + 1.760   3119.  Piquet       Renault               (B)  1:27.828  + 1.775   3520.  Buemi        Toro Rosso-Ferrari    (B)  1:28.076  + 2.023   33